i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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