real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I need to align my fucking chakras
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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