no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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