Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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