ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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