It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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