The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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