Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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