I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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