im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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