He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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