Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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