I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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