Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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