Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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