don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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