Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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