you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
well you can't waste a boner
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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