I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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