when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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There's always time for handjobs
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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