..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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