Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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