I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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