Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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