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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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