google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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