Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Randomize
