Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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