He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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