Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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