This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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