this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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