jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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