Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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