covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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