Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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