Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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