Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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