They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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