So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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