im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Gay?
German.
Pity.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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