It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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