In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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