Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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