he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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