You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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