you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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