I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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