Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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