what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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