He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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