Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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