do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize