Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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