I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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