there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My ATM looks so different sober.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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