It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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