I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Welp...herpes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Randomize
