I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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