My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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