I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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